Tailenis

The word Tailenis was originally formualted to explain a tail / penis like appendage on a small soft toy bear. It describes something which could be viewed as either a penis or a tail, but is ultimately indeterminable.

Tailenis can also be used as an insult towards men who act stupid, sleazy, creepy or in a caveman manner, to explain that they have not evolved and are an evolutionary throwback.

"Ya know what, I think I'm going to leave his unusual manhood alone, partly because I think it adds character, and partly because its inhumane to cut a tailenis off anyone."

OR

"Leave me alone, you creepy tailenis"

by Melisk23 December 17, 2009

tailtaggin

the sport in which men enthusiastically pursue recreational sex. Usually in a bar or other "target-rich" environments

Hey, Dude! I went tailtaggin last night at Berts Bar. You should of been there!

Hey Nikki you look tired. Yeah, I was at Berts for a couple drinks and spent the whole night running away from some jack-ass who was out tailtaggin!!

by recoverydude February 23, 2011

tailgateitus

The shitty feeling after one tailgates for a prolonged period of time. Usually followed by common symptoms of headache, nausea, dehydration, short-term memory loss, and AIDs (Alcohol Induced Diarhea).

Not unusual to wake up with unexplained bumps, bruises, cuts, and empty condom wrappers spread throughout the site of infection.

Jacks: Dude I feel like such shit.

Rich: I know, I feel like a midget snuck in my butthole and punched my liver.

Rezi: Did we even go to the game? I remember seeing a football... I think.

Alex: Faggots, text book tailgateitus. Grow the fuck up, especially that D-Bag Jacks. What a bitch.

by Huskers4Tailgating September 12, 2011

Tail-piping

Verb used to describe the physical act of love between a man and his pickup.

Billy's going to be late again: I just saw him tail-piping his truck in the driveway.

by 2plus2 December 15, 2011

Tail Spotting

Looking for a good rear - end on a girl or guy. Usually performed in a group.

Hey, let's go to the mall and do some tail spotting, there are a lot of hot girls with thongs there.....

by sargie_awesome_cool December 13, 2012

Tailgazer

To gaze upon a fine lady's beautiful posterior. The inability to look away from a fine piece of ass.

I was walking to the train today and the tailgazing was fantastic! It's great to be a tailgazer on a day like today.

I hate going out with my boyfriend he is such a tailgazer!

I can't believe she is marrying him, doesn't she know how much of a tailgazer he is?

by tailgazer.com December 18, 2012

Tailholt

One who is lying and manipulative on the mmorpg, Second Life.

Woman: My master has no idea how to top.

Man: That's because he's a Tailholt!

by Orangeman89 March 19, 2013