Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021

guy pack

a group of guys of a particular commodity joined together by a shared interest or person, usually found in the same place at the same time

Example: “I’ll be back with a guy pack!” or the ever popular “O, I know her. She’s always with that guy pack of hers.”

by anfought August 3, 2010

Guy 69

A guy who was forgotten about after a few decades, yet he still remains unable to be famous, Oh wait, whoever uses this person in sentences has a erection right now.

Guy 1: Dude, Guy 69 doesn't want to be famous with us!
Guy 2: That is because he has the nice number and doesn't want to be famous, also that Guy 69 has been gone for a long time

by Allkingec January 28, 2022

GUI-tarded

Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.

If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.

by ArmAddAsk June 30, 2021

southie guy

A shallow prick who abandons his friends to move to a nicer part of town in order to appear cooler.

John Used to be such a good friend but now he’s just a southie guy. I haven’t spoken to him in months.

by DungareeDan7562 December 5, 2020

family guy

The funniest, most random, and entertaining show ever created by man kind in the history of the world. The show kicks ass. Seth Mcfarlen is a pure genious! There is not a better show out there.

I have quit my religion and made Family Guy my bible.

by Josh Havier August 29, 2005

Goofy guy

A person, not necessarily a male, who is considered to be "alright" or "cool". This expression is generally used to express that said goofy guy is someone pleasant to be around.

Keith: "Damn, that new dude is a goofy guy."
Stanley: "I agree, he was a good hire."

by Nitedarer May 30, 2018