Scatterling

Someone placed on this earth only to bug you, who has no soul.

The ass who cut me off just to go slow is such a scatterling.

by Mommer September 28, 2014

schutt

To crash an aircraft almost immediately after takeoff into a mountain

When playing Star Wars:Battlefront, he pulled a schutt.

by STSCAS May 3, 2016

The Scott Smith

One who makes or produces Scotts; not to be confused with the "Scot Smith," which are families with surnames traditionally prefixed with "Mc" or "Mac" depending on whether their lineage traces back to the lowlands or highlands, respectively.

"Oh man. I just ran out of Scotts. Send for the Scott Smith."

by Scotty Smithy August 22, 2008

scatterbrain

To scatterbox

see defecate

Man Timmy, I really had to scatterbrain earlier when I woke up.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

Scott Malkinson

The term used to determine who is bestowed the honor of rolling the blunt. The first person to shout out Scott Malkinson first wins. This comes from Scott Malkinson, the kid with a lisp and diabetes who premiered on South Park to replace stan when he was doing highschool musical.

Oh you got the dutch? I Scott Malkinson that bitch!

Can I roll that? No ho I already called Scott Malkinson

by Crayton McDaniels September 27, 2009

Scott Steiner

Someone who frequently fails in regards to math (genetic freak)

Guy: I only got 17% on the math test

Me: You really pulled a Scott Steiner

by ApseudonymIUseToShowWhatICanDo May 18, 2018

Scott Baio

Similar to the Tony Danza, but instead of asking "Who's the boss" you ask "Who's in charge?" When she says "You're in charge" you slap her ass and say "No, Charles is in charge, bitch." You can also add the extended, "No, Charles is in charge of our days and our nights. Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights."

"That bitch wasn't worth a Danza so instead I gave her a Baio."

"After Cathy and I hit the Sizzler buffet we came back to my place for some sex. While we were having sex I gave her a Scott Baio."

"I prefer the Scott Baio to the Tony Danza. I guess I've just always liked Scott's work better. That said, I'm still a sucker for the Danza."

"While I was morphing your mom last night I slipped in a Tony Danza. She was so drunk she fell for a Baio too. Stupid bitch."

by Emerson Bigguns December 25, 2007