An individual that sits inside an excavator because he can't be a man and use a shovel while he secretly cries into his terrible towel when it snows or his steelers win as the cowboys lose!
Mike is such a snow pussy he would rather let the snow melt than clear his driveway and sidewalk as he watches his Steelers.
by Distribution of beer February 8, 2018
Get the Snow Pussymug. The act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus, then performing anal sex, with the ice cubes melting,your genitalia becomes covered in anal juice, after ejaculating,you then wipe your cum/anal juice covered genitals over your partners lips and nose.
Guy 1> that chic last night was nasty as hell
Guy 2> yeah man totally, we even used the anal ice cubes
Guy 1> You were snow coning her? Thats fucked up man.
Guy 2> yeah man totally, we even used the anal ice cubes
Guy 1> You were snow coning her? Thats fucked up man.
by bored bartender December 29, 2011
Get the Snow Coningmug. I was going to play it safe but then I realized I wasn't a weeny so I snow beared it and won the game!
by mikeyfresh1298 July 28, 2017
Get the Snow Bearmug. A snow massage is two handfuls of snow down the front and back of the victims jumper then massaged in vigorously !
by snowdemon3 December 20, 2010
Get the Snow Massagemug. Me: what did you do this weekend?
Albino friend: I was hanging with Rick and we ended up snow plowing
Me: oh, how’s rick?
Albino friend: I was hanging with Rick and we ended up snow plowing
Me: oh, how’s rick?
by bab the gay July 7, 2018
Get the Snow plowingmug. noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail
The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!
I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
by grisslebone April 25, 2011
Get the ninja snowmug. Similar to their southern cousin the mud cricket. Snow bunnies; typically basic white girls. Can be identified by their usual lack of clothes even during the winter months. And can be found banging anyone with with a lifted truck or snowmobile. Snow bunnies have also been known to be passed around friend groups like a hackie sack.
by SmallmanBigboat February 3, 2021
Get the Snow Bunnymug.