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Do the Schalker

To "do the Schalker," also known as the "Gelsenkirchen Goodbye" (GG), is a specific act of street violence, commonly attributed to FC Schalke 04 Hooligans, which involves brutally kicking a person after they are already on the ground and defenseless. The act itself has no direct connection to the sport of football, but is rather a form of assault often triggered by something as innocuous as the victim taking a photograph.
I thought it was a parade and wanted to take pictures, but they were Schalke Hools who shoved me to the ground and were about to do the Schalker.
by Wenning October 14, 2025
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Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach)

When a male or female defecates between a woman's breasts and pushes them together to see what picture is formed. Like the inkblot (Rorschach) test psychologists use on mental patients.
When Deebo came home he pulled a Choco-Schach on Mrs. Parker; Pastor Clever pulled a Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach) on Mrs. Parker while Smokey watched through the window...
by The Juggernaut B..... February 4, 2010
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James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"
by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020
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