by yurmon May 7, 2018
Get the rednecky mug.An average hillbilly that loves MAGA, President Donald Trump, Worshipping Fake Jesus, Harassing Minorities, Sucking up handguns and eating shit at the same time while fucking their 2nd cousin with expired Condoms. but Relying on Food stamps and hates anything "Obama-Related." Forgetting that they use stolen toilet paper drinking Budwiesers and do drugs while watching the next episode of Barney and Friends on PBS Kids on their Stolen Old Standard TV. They are the worst Rural Motherfuckers Money can't buy. They like to drink Jack Daniel's Whisky found in the dumpster, eat a shitload of McDonald's McNuggets and Drink the Cheapest Starbucks Coffee while carrying with Semi-Automatic Weapons and go to Church and pray Falling Black cocks while Snorting Smarties to get high. You Can find these Nature's trash in Parts of Montana all the way to Texas. They sometimes act like Bill Cosby and yell "Pokemon is for little babies and shit!"
This is what you see in America, the 30% of what USA Call an MAGA Redneckian-American. This is how they communicate daily.
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
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noun
1.
commitment to traditional values and ideas of "rednecks."
2.
the holding of political views that favor unlimited firearm regulation, the production and burning of fossil fuels for "jobs," disbelief in man influenced climate change, a common distrust of government among many other traits.
3. The holding of social views and ideas like; camouflage is acceptable everyday clothing, the belief that diesel pickup trucks are more efficient than electric vehicles or the unwillingness to adapt to situations that don't accept their vehicles, beer is to be drank ice cold and placed in a "Yeti" or equilavent type of drink cooler among many others obvious traits that follow those who are deemed "rednecks."
noun
1.
commitment to traditional values and ideas of "rednecks."
2.
the holding of political views that favor unlimited firearm regulation, the production and burning of fossil fuels for "jobs," disbelief in man influenced climate change, a common distrust of government among many other traits.
3. The holding of social views and ideas like; camouflage is acceptable everyday clothing, the belief that diesel pickup trucks are more efficient than electric vehicles or the unwillingness to adapt to situations that don't accept their vehicles, beer is to be drank ice cold and placed in a "Yeti" or equilavent type of drink cooler among many others obvious traits that follow those who are deemed "rednecks."
Large scale country music performers such as Luke Bryan, Sam Hunt and, Florida Georgia Line are said to have a firm handle on the rednecism trends occurring in rural areas of the world.
Field parties with young men and women dressed in camoflauge, cowboy boots and, pop country music are all products of the rednecism demographic.
Field parties with young men and women dressed in camoflauge, cowboy boots and, pop country music are all products of the rednecism demographic.
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DTR (Death To Rednecks) Member: I'll kick your ass stupid redneck!
DTR (Death To Rednecks) Member: I'll kick your ass stupid redneck!
by Azn Riot October 7, 2009
Get the DTR (Death To Rednecks) mug.person 1 "Hey, did you hear Jim-Bob beat Tyrone's ass and Tyrone was minding his own business!"
person 2 "Yeah Jim-Bob is such a red neck, I heard he kicked him with those roach stompers like the guy in Billy Jack!"
Person 1 "Maybe it was Tyrone's purple fuzzy pimp hat?"
Person 2 "Who knows Jim-Bob's always starting shit!"
person 2 "Yeah Jim-Bob is such a red neck, I heard he kicked him with those roach stompers like the guy in Billy Jack!"
Person 1 "Maybe it was Tyrone's purple fuzzy pimp hat?"
Person 2 "Who knows Jim-Bob's always starting shit!"
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