Heterosexual Male Panic 

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.

Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*

Heterosexual Male Panic by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025

Religious Existential Panic 

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

Religious Existential Panic by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.

"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"

Harry Potter Panic Attack by Tearytesty December 24, 2025

Mr. Shift Your Panties 

Sexual term used to describe a man who can woo a woman into sleeping with him.

I.e. f-boy.
(Mentioned by Afrobeats star, Wizkid, to describe himself in 2022 song "Money & Love, from his 2022 album "More Love, Less Ego".)

"Hey, I heard Chad left Katrina for Maria. Isn't it his 3rd relationship this semester? I thought he was a good guy. "
"Yeah, he thinks he is a Mr. Shift Your Panties. "

Mr. Shift Your Panties by Cleo patches February 28, 2024