squares

"Hey man, can I bum a few squares from you?"
by rumorlistener May 22, 2015
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Square

An individual who has allowed ones occupational environment define ones personality, to the point of behaving as if one is always within the four walls of an office.
That's just how squares are! They take everything serious, can't relax, and don't know how to have fun.
by Burnett801 July 13, 2018
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Galvanized Square Steel

Building material used to create a sturdy frame when illegally expanding a comically small apartment. Typically covered in eco-friendly wood veneers and secured to the existing apartment building with screws borrowed from the owner’s aunt.
Little John removed the existing windows and welded a frame with galvanized square steel to extend the space outward.
by Doopus May 28, 2024
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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.
How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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Square

Geometric shape, the one jerk who didn't show up to the party
by Knight o' Ni February 6, 2021
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Mr. Square

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.
Tayla: Ohcrap I only got 64% on my maths exam

Harriet: At least you're not Mr. Square.
by Dartron December 9, 2008
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