Hose hoe

A person who screws around with a lot of firemen.

Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”

by Acfireman January 19, 2019

hoe crumb

Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.

Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..

When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.

John: Dude does this head band belong to you?

Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.

by Holly Hollywood September 8, 2010

Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration

Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan

by BOnoobies March 8, 2011

Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

by King Butthole October 24, 2019

stripper hoe

A girl who is a paid hoe and strips. Can also be known as a strippertute.

John is going to do a private room for an hour with that stripper hoe Candy.

by Ashlee617 October 3, 2017

Hoe-Jack

When a hoe is stolen from a pimp its a Hoe-Jack

If you are a pimp and another pimp kills you and(or) steals your Hoes

by Brian Bowden August 13, 2004

Hoe Hog

Someone who trys to get with a girl when they know you want to ask them out. This person is usually someone who can get with any girl, but chooses to ask out the one that you like.

Guy #1: Hey, I think I might ask that chick out.

Guy #2: Ya right man, you have no chance with her! I'm asking her out!

Guy #1: You barely even know her! Fucking hoe hog!

by Dezzrek December 5, 2009