I am the LORD

A phrase often used by God in the Bible and Torah to assert his dominance, despite his obvious insecurity about the position and therefore his constant need to repeat it over and over again, as often as sentences apart.
"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

- Leviticus 18
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My child, Little Timmy, was taken by the Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord for his balls to be sucked dry.
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Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.
Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?
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Rogan Lord

Rogan Lord has a big dick
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When you cry while blushing at the same time.
My feelings were so intense for this girl, so I started crying, but I wasn't embarrassed. I was just going over the lord's strawberries.
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Marcis Lord

A very strong guy
person 1: you heard of Marcis Lord?
person2: of course, who hasn't
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lord maal

Whom the Gods Seek Out For

Insight, Wisdom, and a Vibe.
When feeling generous. Lord Maal will provide Insight & Counsel to the

Masters of the Universes

Yo Is That Anubis & Susanoo sparking a blunt with Lord Maal.

“Yo Maal What am I going to do about these humans?” - God
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