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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
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Morning Lady

Also called Single mother single mom single mommy Single mama

This is a Single mom
The Morning lady is Trying her best for her kids
by 459395 March 7, 2022
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
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Good Morning

The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die
"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.
by TheEducatedTriangle April 5, 2022
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Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
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Built like morning breath

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