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good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.
"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"
by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018
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morning radio show moment

A fleeting segment within a morning radio broadcast, typically marked by spontaneity, humor, shock value, controversy, embarrassment, awkwardness, or compelling content, designed to captivate listeners and provoke discussion. Idiomatically, it signifies a memorable or entertaining experience that encapsulates the characteristics of morning radio culture.
This is a very awkward and painful morning radio show moment in the history of radio broadcasting.
by Noisy Jackets November 1, 2025
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.
by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014
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Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
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