A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.
Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.
Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
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Get the bum with a heart of gold mug.Slang for a anal penetration using one's tongue to "mine" for "gold" (I'll let you guess what that means). The practice is commonly done between heterosexual men, but can be done between both sexes.
Guy #1: "Dude, Me and Guy #3 were mining for gold last night." Guy #2: "Ew... wtf." Guy #3: "Bro, my cavern is completely empty now." Guy #2: "Omfg..."
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by Holyroot May 15, 2016
Get the gold plunger award mug.1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
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