I don't give a fap

- her boobs are not perky. Yo bitch do something special to 1000 over viewers
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you

by dropmytears April 28, 2011

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Professional Surprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

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I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

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gives

Short for who cares. Instead of saying who gives a crap, just say gives. It is usually pronounced as a question... Gives?

Person A says: I was going to the store and blah, blah, blah
Person B responds: Gives?

by Philip Cutrone June 25, 2005

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Giving a blow-job. Named for the photo of Princess Kate kneeling before Prince Wills on the balcony after their wedding. His hand is on her head, and it appears she is performing fellatio.

It's good to be the King.

For his birthday, I'm totally giving a Kate to my husband!
Baby, I love you sooo much - would you give me a Kate?
She gives a good Kate.
Hey, can you give me a Kate?

by itsuptoyou August 6, 2011

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Giving Garett

a man, preferably tall and masculine, named Garett who is very giving.

Bobby:"Wow! Will you look at Garett, he is such a giving man."
Rex:"That my friend, is a Giving Garett."

by shish 101 April 3, 2005

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Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.

Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.

by blamkin July 24, 2008

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