goose

a birb that is known to cause mass mayhem

fear the goose or b u r n

by smokingquack May 24, 2021

dusty goose

Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)

He retaliated to her unwanted advances by giving her a Dusty Goose.

by Plinytheelder August 8, 2021

egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021

Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

lé goose

When someone is all cute and silly

luke "ou est lé goose?"
megan "les honk"

by lukeh March 23, 2005

goose

Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.

"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.

by Yellowsnow March 9, 2004

Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel

I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger

by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024