Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Yella Bitin Flies

Also referred to as "Yellow Flies," for the yanks in the audience. Commonly seen in the Southern States. It is what it sounds like for the most part. Just a fly that's yellow in color and has a bite that ain't no joke.

Son I'm gettin toe up by dem yella bitin flies, let's head in and turn on the TV. Heard theys a new documentry on Carolina wampus cats.

by bassquatch July 11, 2021

The Way the Crow Flies

A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.

"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"

"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."

by Gilsin September 16, 2021

DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

Brake at flake

Four: it’s time for brake at flake!
Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

:O cake at stake is starting
>:( ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend September 15, 2022

SFAN = SNOW_FLAKE_ASZ_NIGGA

SFAN = SNOW_FLAKE_ASZ_NIGGA - A person whom wants everyone in the world to be a " White_Girl "

SFAN = SNOW_FLAKE_ASZ_NIGGA - This DUDE' a fascist, youz a bitch booty boy SFAN tommy!!!

by NotThaOne October 24, 2022

Philosophical Booty Flake

a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes

Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake

by tupacwillpopyou November 29, 2022