evan lindberg

Really loves Angie!

Wow, that Evan Lindberg really loves Angie!

by Olaf196 April 19, 2018

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.

Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evans

an Evans is someone who seems happy but can definitely often be depressed on the inside but won’t show it. However Evans families are extremely tough and never back down!

“That guy is rough, who is he?”
“He’s an Evans.”
“That makes so much sense”

by creatorthetyler January 30, 2020