evan

is a big cunt and a big gay fag

you are an evan

by hickwomanisacunt February 25, 2019

Evan

A Chad but named evan. We call him nuggie daddy

An Evan is a doggy looking creamy

by Lover of chunky horses January 17, 2022

Evan Carl

Evan is a badass bitch who gets all of the ladies and gives his cock to many and is a badass dirt bike rifer

Dam i really pulled an Evan Carl today

by Haha1223 February 5, 2017

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021

Flynn Evans

The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside

Flynn Evans is the type of person to shag your mum in the elevator.

by Not Flynn May 13, 2022

Evan

Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!

Evan is soooooooooo smexy

by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021