Kazakh dick

The best dick you‘ll ever have in your entire life.

Maria : omg the guy i had last night fucked me so good

Emma : Obviously, with his Kazakh dick.

by KazakhBoy69 March 31, 2021

Dick Flex

A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.

To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015

raw dick

After repeated pounding of a girl over the course of a day your dick becomes raw from so much use.

I fucked Mandy so many times today that I have a raw dick

by WhackPack February 18, 2007

Helicopter Dick

A sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter. Such a display is often used to impress a female or females before a sexual act.

Jane was uncertain as to whether she would allow John to perform the act of vaginal penetration until he used his helicopter dick maneuver, then she readily succumbed.

by Philosopher Queen July 9, 2011

zulu dick

A black male with a large dick. ussually used to decribe a large dick. After the describer has had sex then he has a large dick and fucks very well.

He fucked the shit out of me with that zulu dick of his.

by Devlin H April 23, 2008

a1 dick

Prime dick, the kind of dick you probably only get maybe once a year. If your lucky. The kind of dick that you get, and you can't walk the next. No wobbly can't walk right kind of dick, the kind of dick where you literally can't move.

"Sarah, why are you just sitting around?"

"Because, I got some A1 dick last night!"

" Oh, sorry Sarah, didn't realize that. Good for you,Carry on."

by Flashyboy July 19, 2016

dick duster

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.

when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.

by bigrpowr March 25, 2011