like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024

dry donut

Doing Oral Anal on a girls asshole that's crusty and dirty and filthy

Bill ate my dry donut last week and he broke up with me because of it

by Slimbaby April 13, 2016

Powdered donut

When someone puts cocaine around the rim of their asshole

“My asshole is tingling”
“Dude did you just have a powdered donut”

by Donut powder May 8, 2023

Glazed donut

When you rub cum around the outside ring of a belly button.

After sex I gave my husband a glazed donut.

by Pickles48 September 28, 2025

Donut

A delicious yet unhealthy snack or breakfast food that many fat people enjoy. It is basically dough fried in a pool of oil and covered in glaze. Don't eat too many

"Hey bro you wanna grab some donuts?" "Sure'" "Mmmm these are good" (dies of a heart attack)

by FoodMMM May 16, 2018

Dunkin' Donut

When you eat ass all night long without taking a single breath.

After I Dunkin' Donut I can breath under water.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023

Bag of Donuts

A name given to a non-Italian that had been accepted or become an honorary Italian-American (Canadian) because of his ability to appreciate and demonstrate practical knowledge of the culture. A complimentary version of mungie-cake.

Hey, who made this risotto?! It’s unbelievable! That was Joey Bag Of donuts.

Hey, be careful what you say to Joey Bag of Donuts. He doesn’t fuck around

by Snare guy October 31, 2019