hall of depression 

When someone gets depressed and won't talk to anybody else

Mike: Hey man how was the concert last night
Joe: ... ~ no answer~ ...
John: don't talk to him hes in hall of depression

hall of depression by L&SChina September 29, 2009

post-poon depression 

When the poon is so good that a day or two later you get sad cause you want to hit it again but can't.

Dude, that pussy was so good but after we had sex she told me we couldn't do it again because she's with someone else, I'm going through some serious post-poon depression.

post-poon depression by Brandon Cherry March 10, 2016

Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

Post-Fartum Depression by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018

Triple D: Dick deprivation depression 

When a hoe ain’t got laid in a min. Doesn’t necessarily have to be hoe, but the term is commonly used to refer to hoes that are celibate or haven’t gotten laid in a long time

Yo bro I think that girl has triple d: dick deprivation depression. She tells me she hallucinates dicks, balls and sperm when it ain’t even there and gets depressed coz she ain’t got laid

Triple D: Dick deprivation depression by Lovelylovella March 12, 2020

Dick depression 

A lack of emotional feelings/ reaktions to sexual stimuli in the penis due to oversaturation/ overconsuption of sensually stimulating images, materials, partners and or thoughts.

WoW hunny i alsow whant to have sex with you butt i tink i'm haveing som "Dick depression".

Are you haveing a "Dick depression"?

It seems to me i can't get you hard.

It happens to me to, some times i alsow get "Dick depression".

Dick depression by Johan Sweden July 12, 2016

Post Rip 'n' Run Depression 

When you get back home after rip 'n' run and you realise how shit not being there is and you miss everyone you met there that you wont see for another year.

Paul:I came home fell asleep on the sofa for 3 hours then i was just depressed all day. I have totally got post rip 'n' run depression

Post Rip 'n' Run Depression by ripnrun October 7, 2008

White people depression 

Fake depression that white people have. They usually confuse it with general sadness. The depression only lasts for a few hours.

Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.

Hey man I’m really sad.

No Jim, you just have white people depression.

White people depression by Dingger Dongger April 25, 2019