con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
by Arnie Grape February 25, 2019
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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 20, 2022
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damn papa u a rare breed

not again
“damn papa u a rare breed”
shut the fuck up
“no comparinggg and it’s mfing scarryyy”
by keijititstuesday August 05, 2021
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damn danial

A person whom is, "Back at it with the white vans."
Damn Danial back at it with the white vans
by Mr36oman February 24, 2016
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DAMN NIGGA

a phrase used to express shock or awe
Kai: Mikasa kills eren at the end of attack on titan
Ommezy: DAMN NIGGA, why you always spoiling shit?
by Kaiyuki February 01, 2022
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Brrrrr-damn

Term used to describe a degree of cold that is the absolute most cold of anything possible. Nothing could be any colder than brrrrr-damn. When you walk out your front door in the winter time and it is 3 degrees outside, burrrrr-damn! When you get into the shower before you realize your hot water heater is not working, brrrrr-damn! It doesn't get any colder than brrrrr-damn!
Brrrrr-damn! It's cold outside today!
by Solitare December 30, 2011
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Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.
Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!
by WOLFYgold3D September 22, 2016
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