Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king May 29, 2018

turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,

The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.

by oscaosca October 19, 2024

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Bugger Circle

Twelve homosexual men form a circle and insert themselves into the back orifice of the man in front of him.

"Hey Alex - shall we form a Bugger Circle tonight?"
"Yes Neil, we need to that as a matter of urgency, in our own time, and we have only 57 minutes to do it."

by TheYoungAndTheFriendless November 22, 2022

Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.

I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!

by mckwistonator July 26, 2022

circle

the worst shape, these things suck

Person 1: "Yoo it's a circle!" Person 2: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Soomin May 8, 2023