by brandon/slave March 16, 2005
Get the canadian emperormug. when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.
by oral69420 November 28, 2018
Get the Canadian Whipped Creammug. Hey, check out Robin's Canadian Pant Suit. She's ready for the board meeting, and the duck hunt after work.
by T-licious0001 May 13, 2014
Get the canadian pant suitmug. A former currency of Canadia, notable for being haunted by pirate ghosts; approximate worth is one butterfinger largely due to a problem with most vending machines. Also, a sex act involving three beavers strapped to a moose, drenched in maple syrup, while wearing an RCMP uniform.
After buying a butterfinger with my Canadian Buffalo Spirit, I did a Canadian Buffalo Spirit with your mom at the zoo. That's why I have rabies and am on the sex offender registry.
by Matterhorn Bill November 4, 2011
Get the Canadian Buffalo Spiritmug. The most powerful creatures on the face of the Earth. The watch out for they are sniggleing your way!
by fat jesus November 13, 2003
Get the Fast Canadian Pixiesmug. A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.
by Insane We Trust September 29, 2012
Get the angry french canadianmug. Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.
by Termanalor117 June 28, 2010
Get the Canadian Crackle Jackmug.