too cool

if someone says something boring, and you have no other way to respond. usuaslly used over text as sarcasm that the boring people don’t get

“my favourite food is pasta”

you: “too cool”

by hedgehogsarevsnazzy July 12, 2020

Cool Meme

When the person you sent that one meme to says "good meme" it means he does not care, and it's not funny.

person 1:LOoK aT thIs mEmE duDe
person 2:-Cool meme bro-

by big gÆ December 28, 2018

Cool Collins

Similar to a Cool Carl, the Cool Collins is the act of instant penetration with a frozen shard of urine that has fallen from a passing aircraft.

"I saw somebody standing in field near Heathrow with their ass in the air!"

"They must have been waiting for a Cool Collins, silly!"

"Oh yeah!"

by Human Fly October 17, 2008

Cool as a tool

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.

Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."

by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013

uber-coolness

Way beyond cool, you'll never get cooler then UBER-COOLNESS

stebie and jenna are uber-cool,
the Glendale Wags night out was uber-coolness

by -Steviee March 25, 2008

Cool Beans

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

by Willy Hunglo June 11, 2018

cool pasta

when you buy a new shape of pasta at the store and you are excited to cook it.

Elecanah: What are you having for dinner?
Yajjabe: I went to the store, and I saw some rotini
Yajjabe: Wow a new shape! Look at my cool pasta!!

by mckenzielovesgrapes March 15, 2019