Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!
DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!
DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
by preqq May 28, 2008
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friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
by ashytoes December 26, 2021
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by notmeokk October 7, 2020
Get the Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day mug.1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009
Get the I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart mug.The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
by beanwrangler December 11, 2011
Get the lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant mug.1.) A derogatory term used to describe the way people with developmental disabilities talk, think, and feel.
2.) An offensive term used for people with severe to high functioning developmental disabilities who have limited (verbal) communication (mainly for people with autism).
3.) Term used for people who aren't very bright nor articulate.
4.) Comments for people who talk or act emotionally like children.
5.) A secondary term for calling people retards.
6.) Describing someone who is illiterate.
7.) Describing someone who's use of saying words is very simple.
8.) Whining and / acting like a child.
9.) Acting childish.
10.) Term used for people who struggle with language and verbal communication.
2.) An offensive term used for people with severe to high functioning developmental disabilities who have limited (verbal) communication (mainly for people with autism).
3.) Term used for people who aren't very bright nor articulate.
4.) Comments for people who talk or act emotionally like children.
5.) A secondary term for calling people retards.
6.) Describing someone who is illiterate.
7.) Describing someone who's use of saying words is very simple.
8.) Whining and / acting like a child.
9.) Acting childish.
10.) Term used for people who struggle with language and verbal communication.
"Forrest Gump was not only a person with limited intelligence, but he was a child-speaker as well because of his limited intelligence."
"This student in my history class was so stupid, he hardly ever talked like us. Like, he was just more of a child-speaker than a teen dialect."
"JACK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're acting like a child! You've been driving me crazy all day! You're such a child-speaker and can't even give any reasoning!"
"My mom was so sick with the flu, she was a child-speaker throughout most of the day."
"This student in my history class was so stupid, he hardly ever talked like us. Like, he was just more of a child-speaker than a teen dialect."
"JACK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're acting like a child! You've been driving me crazy all day! You're such a child-speaker and can't even give any reasoning!"
"My mom was so sick with the flu, she was a child-speaker throughout most of the day."
by 89BR August 19, 2009
Get the Child-Speaker mug.One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.
Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.
Friend #2
He's such a Peer Child
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.
Friend #2
He's such a Peer Child
by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009
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