Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.

"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.

by DamienDonnelly February 24, 2021

Raaviels' law

The law that if someone is super anti-Pedo, they're more likely to get with a minor.

Have you heard about Chris and Emma dating?
Isn't she like 17?
What?! I thought he was super anti-pedo!
Classic Raaviels' Law.

by acid-mommy August 27, 2021

Furby's Law

Cater to dumbasses by being a dumbass

Furby's Law at it again, this belongs in my spam folder.

by z00kery October 4, 2018

kieran law

Has a penis the size of the eiffel towers in italy. Will not hesitate to question your christianity.

Kieran law is here again, beware, hide your bible

by mrbeepboy January 9, 2018

Hall's Law

The phenomenon goes that when there are two male best friends, only one of them can have success with a girl at a time.

Jason: Hey that girl I met last night didn't text me back.
Connor: Wow. The girl I met 3 nights ago just texted me back saying her phone was lost and she was anxious to text me back.
Jason: Dude. Hall's Law.

by bolognaeggs January 20, 2016

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

the law of the dylan’s

if two dylan’s have the same name they have to add each other on snapchat

“yo you’re name is dylan?”
“mine is too!”
remember the law of the dylan’s you gotta add me on snap now”
“ok i guess”

by dylanjmcc05 July 30, 2020