by MoonSat4rn October 18, 2022
Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.
As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
by Anonymous6942017 November 17, 2021
A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
by RiverOfGayness June 19, 2025
A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
by Mrleeds November 22, 2021
My car has broke down, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!
S'è scassat a machin, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!
S'è scassat a machin, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!
by psudonerim November 27, 2021
You know Sandra and Daves youngest one meditates for an hour each day now? Yeah the couple who never married, lives three doors down that’s right. The kids a thoughtless bastard.
by Shambalicious May 17, 2021