double breakfast

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.

I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.

by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021

21st Century Breakfast

Nothing.

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!

by The Average Sad Man May 21, 2016

kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.

I woke up to a kings breakfast.

by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021

lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.

“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”

by Dirtydood August 18, 2021

Irish breakfast

Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!

Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I

by Yoonker March 5, 2022

Breakfast

Female genitalia

Her dress was so short her breakfast was hanging out.

by Chatham snack February 7, 2020