Hunter Logan Bryant

Is usually a hoe but is very sweet. Will go out of his way to make sure you’re okay and is a very lovey dovey person. He will always be there for you when you need him, will love you unconditionally, and has a sweet ass.

Girl: “Hunter Logan Bryant is the best person ever and is the Simba to my Nala, with that sweet ass.”
Girl 2: “really?”
Girl: “(winks) his ass is the best in the world and very smackable”.

by csam287 May 26, 2019

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Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021

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do it bryan

"Fuck you Biden"

"I can't believe I have to pay taxes.." "Do it Bryan!"

by mspizza November 4, 2021

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Billy-Ray Bayang

When someone cuts or styles their front/sweeping bangs, unironically looking like a Billy Ray knockoff.

“I see you rockin’ the Billy-Ray Bayang today”
“She got the Billy-Ray Bayang”
“My bangs were so messed up when I woke up, I had the Billy-Ray Bayang

by for.the.bos October 16, 2022

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A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

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