As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,
World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.
World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.
a fat fucking retard at gives anal to girls in closets and his mom has to peal his fucking apples because he a bitch
Austin millay is a queer
by monkeyslave January 24, 2022
Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend
by Austin’s friend May 02, 2022
by Austin riffle April 22, 2017
by Austin Power lover June 30, 2022
A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
by Themidwestsucks June 14, 2024
by Dealingcaveman March 28, 2023