alan

so cool
most goated person
good friend
10/10 recommend having an alan in ur life

alan is so cool woah

by meranaamshinchanhai February 10, 2026

Alanicious

When you are acting like how Alan would (in an Alan manner)

Alan is acting very Alanicious today

by Jude knows Alan ball knowledge February 14, 2026

Alan’s Bike Repair

Best thing in Lower Moreland, ever

Did you see how quickly Alan’s Bike Repair fixed my bike?
Yeah he did it amazingly too

by Internetrando February 17, 2026

Alanamaxxing

When you give some of the best crosses in CG MT history and still can't catch a break with your teammates

Alanamaxxing
I Alanamaxxed the GC yesterday, might go out and raise my cortisol later after the seniors graduate

by LynnChase March 16, 2026

Ajeane

This Woman...handcrafted... Sculpted by GOD Himself is a World Changer! One Life is to shy of the amount of lives she saves by being herself. Unapologetically full of the Spirit; she will Praise till noon turn back to days...she is dedicated to JESUS!

She must be an Ajeane...she's too beautiful not to be.
-Her Husband

by El Wavve February 7, 2025

Alana

Beautiful and very smart. Smells of something resembling a decaying dog covered in bear faeces mixed with grape refresher (Starbucks).

Alana is very small and short.

by exquisitely written 9280 March 30, 2025

Alana

It’s a name. She is kind, pretty and always up to something doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad… She will be there for you when you need her too. Her beauty is so unique and admirable. She always knows how to make her friends laugh. She is serious when she needs to be and will help people solve arguments whenever they need her help! She is a bit crazy when on call with her closest friends, and will probably make your stomach fall out because she’ll make you laugh so hard! She’s somewhat smart and somewhat not smart! (It depends) She cares for people when she needs to and will not try to give people second chances after they’ve done something to her and her friends!

Everyone should have an Alana, just not my Alana.

by racaca.4.life April 6, 2025