Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.
Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!
Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011
by _running.from.my.problems July 23, 2017
It's a g-string made with very sweet candy, so that your lover can eat it while you're wearing it
Is mostly given to girls on their birthday.
Is mostly given to girls on their birthday.
-OMG I got a candy g-string for my bday!!
+LOOOL you got it from who?
-Ah u kno, some guy who just hit puberty
+Was to be expected
+LOOOL you got it from who?
-Ah u kno, some guy who just hit puberty
+Was to be expected
by SyntaxE July 16, 2006
A stupid fuck that hops around on one foot while playing the saxaphone and says he opes coner gets eaten by a ghetto bear.
by coner October 17, 2003
Where you stick the straight part of a candy cane into the receivers butthole, so that when you are feasting on it you get a minty refreshment with each lick.
Adam: Did you eat out Sara yesterday?
Mathis: yeah and she let me give her a candy cane rimjob as well.
Mathis: yeah and she let me give her a candy cane rimjob as well.
by Egdets18 November 11, 2015
The two weeks before and two weeks after your actual birthday. To celebrate ones birthday for a month. A month long tribute to ones self.
Happy candy darling." "We wish you the happiest of candies." It's my happy candy birthday Beeeeeeaaaatches." "I am awesome; it's my happy candy.
by TheKKhotbox May 27, 2011
A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.
Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 12, 2019