I Love you

the moment a boy becomes inconsistent.

I have something I want to tell you.. I love you

and then they were roommates.

by madisonm April 15, 2021

three men i n a tub

basically, the three men in gracies tub are lumpy, dave nevarro, and dave grohl

"thats one steamy shower!"

by Jessie January 25, 2004

I love turtles

Your a vsco girl

Definely

Person1:i love turtles

Person 2:vscoo Girl

by Da person who its cheetos all June 01, 2021

I-Phoot

When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.

guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.

by Cottie July 15, 2010

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

Ur niece i feast

An insult worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur brother ur mother", and "ur sister a mister" once this is said to the victim him and all others associated with him implode.

Justin: Ur mom gay

Logan: No u

Justin: ur granny tranny

Logan: aye man calm down

Justin: Fucc u nigga

Justin: Ur niece i feast

Logan: *implodes*

by Asahayta March 20, 2018

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 05, 2024