Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

man

Person born with a penis between the legs.

That man is an engineer.

by Quardisplay April 6, 2023

big big boss man

When a boy inserts his big girthy cock into a woman’s brown tight soon to be roast beef pussy and then rubs his nose all over here shitty asshole and then puts it on wellas left asscheek and then finishes with putting eggs excretions on her right asscheek.

I want to give you a big big boss man later tonight.

by Dirtyboy_69 April 6, 2023

The Rock Man

THE ROCK, MAN, WHO HAS BEEN WRONGED BY A CARELESS BLONDE IDIOT WITH A CONCERNING LEAGUE ADDICTION.
CURRENTLY SEEKING REVENGE.

I AM COMING FOR YOU, POLE.

The Rock Man
"Damn, that polish lady really stepped on those rocks."

"Oh shit, that's Rock Man's family, she better be careful, he is one badass rock."

by therockmanwhoiscomingforblondi April 9, 2023

Smitty werben man jensen

He was #1!

It's Smitty werben man jensen he was #1!

by paperboy80 April 10, 2023

Scratchy-man

very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.

That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.

by tealover13 April 11, 2023

Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023