john: life’s been so rough lately i fucking wanna die. i lost my job, my cat has cancer, my dad told me i’m a failure, and my mother ran away. i literally do 10000ugs of acid to feel anything. i am dissolving.
jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic
jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic
by nicoleko March 27, 2020
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person 1; “ayo it’s finally dick down december, you know what that means”
person 2; “what does it mean?”
person 1; “we can dick a girl down/we can give a girl dick”
person 2; “bet.”
person 2; “what does it mean?”
person 1; “we can dick a girl down/we can give a girl dick”
person 2; “bet.”
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person 1 Holy shit its almost ddd!
person 2 What’s that?
person 1 You havent heard?? Its dink dick december
person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!
person 2 What’s that?
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person 2 Sounds bad! I will buy mysef some protection to get prepared!!
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You know those two over there, yeah apparently when they did the clap dick cocksucker he slapped his gf so hard that she got a dick mark on her face
by Jakeob May 30, 2018
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Definition:
An Irish person who eats a dick that belongs to clay.
Or Georgenotfound/j /j /j
Definition:
An Irish person who eats a dick that belongs to clay.
Or Georgenotfound/j /j /j
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