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turn you upside down

When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth
"Man, my PE teacher was so mad at you yesterday he threatened to turn you upside down!"
by ManJuice98 October 8, 2015
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Are you tickling my balls?

This phrase is similar to the common English phrase "are you yanking my chain?" This phrase, however, is often reserved for more formal occasions and should be used when around figures of authority.
Boss: I will be giving you a raise.
You: No way dawg, are you tickling my balls?
Boss: Nah I am so deadass
You: You are such a legend, homie
by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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Hit you with a car

A way of saying you will kiss or make out with someone.
Him: “I’m gonna hit you with a car.”
Her: “Oh yes please I want your juicy lips on mine.”
by thecorndogisstuckhelp March 20, 2020
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YOU failed

HAHAHA! WHAT!? I don't think that's how that works but OK. Kind of. I mean, what did the guy who did the shooting actually say was the reason he did it? Because it's probably just that (to the extent he has the capacity to articulate his grievance)
Hym "Nope. YOU failed. You tried to tell me that I failed and YOU failed, shit-head. Like, the national guard BEING THERE... Was supposed to prevent that. They were supposed to scare crazy-evil people into not doing crime and/or actively prevent the crime from happening as it's happening... And then look what happened. Not only did they NOT DO THAT EVEN A LITTLE BIT... But also they were the VICTIMS OF THE CRIME. That's like ME getting murdered in a mass shooting. I mean... It's like they are trying to 'manifest' things. Right? It also seems like the approval rating goes up or down at my behest. So that's neat. I say down! Shut it all down! No more approval for shit-heads! And yes Alex. I do exist. I'm like a real guy. I got a little baby dick and everything. I live in an apartment. And I am existing so fucking hard right now you would not believe. A lot harder then those fucking national guardsman, that's for sure. Because, uh, they do not do that anymore... Umm... Right. Sorry for your loss, by the way. Whoever thought having the national guard fucking stand around out there was a good idea... Does the national guard not have a plan for that? Like... The American military... doesn't have a plan... For what to do... If a guy with a gun... Tries to shoot them while the are standing around? What?"
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.
You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”
by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021
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