Mountain Man

A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.

I dated a mountain man, they really suck.

by kodak2021 August 20, 2021

Poor man's banjo

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.

I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.

by EDY28 June 28, 2021

phil the hot man

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c

Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.

by big fat man big fat July 6, 2018

The man of poo

The man of poo is a nickname for my scary neighbor

Bro look
What?
ITS THE MAN OF POO HES LOOKING AT US
OMG WHAT RUNNN

by Α January 24, 2022

white man only wants black women tattoo

If a black diamond and Q on a white woman means interested in black men! What is the symbol for a white man only interested in dating black women ???

White man only wants black women tattoo

by Old and curious July 28, 2024

Man hoe

A man that acts like a how or a man who is thirsty.

John is a man hoe. He is always trying to get a girl.

by Boomchick76 May 29, 2018

The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!

"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022