I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022

I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022

i+i

if youre crush starts with i go for it he/she loves you i promise:)

someone: i like i
Me: go for it!
i+i forever!

by yourfavgirll April 11, 2022

I said that too

What you say when someone says a think you've said.

Iam "Hey! I said that too! About the positive feedback loops? I had a whole thing about it! Wow man! That's crazy that I was able to preempt all these conversations years in advance! I mean how can you say that I wasn't on the right track!? You can't! Ha! An intellect (literally) ahead of my time! Only by like 3 years but whatever. I mean you didn't think of that shit did you? Noooo... No you fucking didn't! Hahahahaha! This is great! I am loving this."

Hym "And to those who have nothing; everything will be taken."

Iam "Yeah, yeah. I know..."

by Hym Iam April 11, 2022

I don’t care if it’s raining dogs

No matter what is happening you will not be interested in what is being offered

Bro i don’t care if it’s raining dogs I’m not going

by Molly said it’s raining dogs April 14, 2022

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022

wHiCh I wOn

Explanation to why Louis Tomlinson has a fractured elbow that little smol bean

I had a race yesterday, which I won, which I won!! But I've hurt myself. I have a little fracture on my elbow.

by Larry’s version April 16, 2022