I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

f i c k

A misspelling of the popular word, "dick". Normally misspelled by an idiot named Amberly

being defined STFU, IDGAF, GO SUCK A f i c k-Amberly

by SirAlba August 10, 2021

I can host

A casual sex term. In full detail, it means that you have a house that that nobody else lives in so it can be used for casual sex.

Hey, can you host?
Yeah, I can host. what day?

by Dcharliefox March 1, 2024

And I oop-

A phrase used when a vsco girl is surprised or shocked about literally nothing.

Example 1:

Marissa: *drops hydroflask*

Marissa: “And I oop-, I just dropped my hydroflask.

Example 2:

Jessica: OMG, you don’t have a hydroflask? And I oop-, have my extra! Haha, sksksksksk.

by what’s a good username October 6, 2019

I won the hair

it's said by Algerians to express that they did not win anything, since hair is nothing to them.

Moh: Hey Kader did you win in lottery ?
Kader: Yes, I won the hair!

by zrazra September 11, 2023

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022