The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh
by Fit bitch August 6, 2017
Get the Burnt Eggsmug. by TheRoyalEgg March 23, 2017
Get the royal eggmug. The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.
Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.
by thteer January 15, 2013
Get the Egg in facemug. It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
by Franico March 27, 2010
Get the Spring Eggmug. When a young person is experiencing balding and is acting with boomer rage, thus resulting in him looking like an egg
by JRosey October 26, 2020
Get the Boomer eggmug. A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.
by ICantMakeCreativeMemes February 9, 2021
Get the Crimson Eggmug. by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013
Get the barker eggmug.