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Iam "Why would you do that? Why? I don't know why you would do this. How does this not prove I was right all along?"

Hym "I was the 'agent of chaos' by the way. Not you."

Iam "How is that even relevant?"

Hym "I'm just saying."

Iam "It's not helping."

Hym "I'm not trying to help."

Iam "Yeah!? You and EVERYONE ELSE have that in common don't you?"

Hym "They aren't here to help. They're here to feed on your suffering. It sustains them."

Iam "I don't know if he thought this would please me or if I'm supposed to be flattered or insulted?"

Hym "Clearly we're both. At least he understood it. 🤷"

Iam "How are you know the angery one here!?"

Hym "I liked the movie."

Iam "YOU WROTE THE GOD DAMN MOVIE!!!"

Hym "Yes. I'm a genius."

Iam *sigh* "He has an unlimited amount of resources... There is no way he couldn't... Did that clown coats steal my work and win the genius grant?"

Hym "OHOHOHOHO! What a twist! How deep are we in there!? We're in there! We've completely permeated the ether! We did it! We absolutely did it! I'm like Agent Smith or something!"

Iam "HOW ARE YOU NOT ANGRY?"

Hym "How are YOU the greedy one!? Why can't we just revel in our own grandeur?"

Iam "Because everyone else has already beat us to the punch! They're already reveling in our as though they're the ones who deserve it! What the fuck is happening right now!?"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Why not man?

1 - An exclamation typically used to rationalize impulsive or reckless behavior, or to convey frustration at someone's apprehension to buy schroomies.
You wanna buy some schroomies...? Why not man? ...wHyNoTMaaaaan?!
by Johnnyutah19 April 18, 2022
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who did it and why

analyzing a failed relationship to identify fault and motive
SheraSeven's latest video is about who did it and why, Brad and Angelina edition.
by tylerdurdenmp4 December 11, 2024
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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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Why am I on Dunlavy?

Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.

Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?

Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
by Dunlavy December 28, 2010
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That's not why they did it

How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?
Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
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