TMI Too Many Informations

A phrase that is said when someone overshares about their lives

Lily: we had crazy monkey sex
Ranjit: Ugh TMI too many informations!

by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025

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My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023

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It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

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