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A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.
Oh, Matt is such a cool dad
by NF finatic February 6, 2021
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matt voz

matt voz is a bald funny little guy who only wears a suit and tie I am sure he own about 300 ties. He will bully you in the hallways at YIHS
by yihs January 31, 2022
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Matt G

by KingWillTheThird July 14, 2024
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matt wang

Matt Wang is an amazing guy. He’s funny, nice and loves the booty. He has amazing eyes and is just such a good person.
by Bigbootyboi1 May 25, 2018
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Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.
Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.
by I know stuff May 11, 2024
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matt price

A sexy BMX RIDER very handsome kind and sweet vut yet knows and loves to fight if necessary loves being active anything outdoors a people pleaser always pleasing everyone before his self.
Matt Price goes hard on the young Bmx bike.
by Matt preezy May 31, 2018
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Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
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