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fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard
by fart bastard July 22, 2022
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lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch
Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “
by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020
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Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.
Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.
by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022
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backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard
by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018
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Sick Bastard

A deranged, perverted individual with a nauseatingly disturbed mind; with rapists and child molesters being prime examples.
News Reporter: A man was convicted of three counts of child molestation.

TV Viewer: What a sick bastard.
by BJ Everyday November 25, 2023
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Kitty Bastards

1) - A community that started off on Discord, originally called Meow Squad, then briefly renamed to Meowmismic Squad, and eventually became Kitty Bastards. The community created its own phrases and abbreviations, such as "Meowdy," "Clawless," and "KB" (short for Kitty Bastards), which are all commonly used by its members.

The official symbol of the community is a red background with the black silhouette of a sitting cat's upper body, though similar variations are sometimes used.

Kitty Bastards is also occasionally referred to as Kitty Palace.

2) - A term used to refer to the people as a whole within the Kitty Bastards community.

3) - The plural form of Kitty Bastard.
1a) "Have you spoken in Kitty Bastards before?"
1b) "Oh wait, you're part of Kitty Bastards?"

2) "I don't have anything against Kitty Bastards—some of them can just be a bit much sometimes."

3) "There were a few Kitty Bastards that seemed to like the way we spoke."
by aggudesu October 6, 2024
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Bastard

This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.
1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!

2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!

3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..
by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022
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