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Pizza Nerd

An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.

It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!

Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010
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Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
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nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)
by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008
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Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"
Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
by Art Mofo July 9, 2009
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Nerd Tits

Tits that resemble a fat 12 year old boy who play to many video games and eats to many chips.
by Nerd Tits May 7, 2022
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Name Nerd

Someone who is really into names and naming trends over time. Commonly seen browsing the subreddit r/namenerds
I'm such a name nerd. I can help you name your baby!
by LizardInACan October 21, 2021
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Nerd (Badorkbee)

Oh my god... Nerd (Badorkbee) is here he's so lovely and cute I would fuck his booty
by Tostado_ August 23, 2022
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