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ELF LORD

The act of tying hemp around the balls, shaft, and neck to make the perfect long bow. Once the bow is strung, cum on all the enemies to be defeated.
Ryan wanted to defeat all his enemies, so he became... the ELF LORD.
by Breezy707 July 17, 2018
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Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.
Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.
by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022
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My child, Little Timmy, was taken by the Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord for his balls to be sucked dry.
by Nigglers in my butthole April 5, 2024
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Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 3, 2024
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Beta Lord

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.
That guy is the most royal beta lord.
by noahtortilla March 27, 2022
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Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.
Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?
by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024
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lord moonray

Adorable and cute. Like a kitten. Tends to fall up stairs, trip on air and walk into doorways.
British Man: Oh, he is such a lord moonray.

English Man: He is indeed. Now let us sip on our tea and eat our scones.

British Man: Yes, let us indeed while we chortle at the misfortune of others.
by Youknowwhoitismoonray May 16, 2011
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