Cheese baguette

An unwashed Frenchman's cock, a perpetrator of hostile gay acts using his cheesy wang.
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red

When I hand I want to gobble a filthy French fucker and suck on his cheese baguette

by Al Murray July 6, 2017

hamburger with cheese

A cheeseburger in which the cheese was an after-thought. The cheese is placed on the patty after it is cooked, but before the top of the bun is placed on the hamburger, as opposed to the cheese being melted onto the patty while still on the grill (cheeseburger).

You: Excuse me waitress, I ordered a cheeseburger. This is clearly a hamburger with cheese.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.

by werdo terdo May 12, 2010

Mac and Cheese

God's pasta. The most heavenly of foods (and the cheesiest)

Oh boy, I could really go for some mac and cheese right.

by Death By Skeletons May 26, 2019

cheese elves

A race of elves that dwell in cheese. There is 3 races of cheese elves: the achwab (corn traders), the basketball cheese elves, and the pay-the-bills. They like to pay bills.

There are 27 billion cheese elves on our bodies.

by Chaouni-alien November 27, 2021

Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.

After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020

Chicken and cheese

A burger containing crispy chicken with a slice of McDonald’s cheese on top, often eaten lukewarm or cold - the absolute number one drunken nausea or hangover cure.

I was feeling rather sick this morning so I made myself a chicken and cheese, now I feel much better.

I’m going for a chicken and cheese so I don’t throw up after this bender

I drank so much last night that I needed a chicken and cheese

by Spooketh February 22, 2021

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019