Asian Kid Energy

Being disturbingly good at mundane tasks, or mastering a difficult skill at a young age. This term can apply to all races tho. This term comes from the numerous videos of Asian kids performing insane feats, usually found on Facebook or Youtube.

Note that whatever is performed has to be unusual in some way, shape or form. Daft Hands, calculator covers of songs, etc.
,, Ayo, have you seen that video of some guy playing Senbonzakura on three calculators?''
,, No way, how does he do that?''
,, Asian kid energy, that's how.''
by McAlpa April 04, 2020
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Fat Asian Brenner

A man who is obsessed with cake and cookie dough. He tends to steal dogs just to bake them into a cake and eat him. Don’t underestimate his gargantuas chode. That thing is the size of a dinner plate meant for thanksgiving dinner. He tends to Simp over E girls
Holy shit he’s so fat. That Fat Asian Brenner be Simping over a E Girl
by Beautiful condor March 18, 2020
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asian jake paul

Referring to the Youtube ricegum. First used by iDubbbzTV in his Jake Paul content cop which was on Ricegum in reality. Also the name of the diss track by iDubbbzTV.
iDubbbzTV made a disstrack against ricegum called "asian jake paul"!
by Teemo McNuggets October 04, 2017
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Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Asian Pink Eye

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?
by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008
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east asian baiting

East Asian Baiting is another term for asianfishing. When a ea baiter pretends to be asian, and is very obsessed with asian culture.
1st person: I am so obsessed with asian culture, they are so kawaii (japanese for cute). I want to look like them, be them!
2st person: So you are an asianfisher/east asian baiter! That is east asian baiting.
by leehwayoung May 15, 2023
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Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
by Gordonite February 15, 2012
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