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hoe wrangler

Noun:

1. A pimp's right hand man
2. One who gathers and then herds prostitutes back to the pimp lair.
3. One who assists with the game of another "player"
Up until he got a girlfriend, Mike was the best hoe wrangler around.
by deanergt July 17, 2006
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Skank-A-Hoe

Well it's pretty self explanatory...
It is a girl who is always showing some form of cleavage and has more boob than brain. This girl has surpassed all levels of Slut, Skank, Whore, Hoe (you get the picture...) and has reached the highest level of sluttiness. Normally works as a sleasly bartender or beer-tub girl.
Two girls walk into club:
Girl 1: Oh my god, that bartender is such a Skank-A-Hoe!
Girl 2 : I know, like is that even a skirt or is that a loin cloth?
by Ging Supreme August 19, 2010
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Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
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Tarot Hoe

One addicted to that good, good Tarot. Digging up all the Tarot dirt on you. Willing to do some sketchy acts for a Tarot deck. Talks dirty with the Tarot. Will split open a new deck, just like a pair of legz. Down for some shady Tarot spreads. Addicted to the Tarot and all things Tarot related. Always down for Tarot and chill.
She was a true Tarot Hoe, the way she spread her fingers over the cards. Eyeing each card up and down, ready to dissect every question you breathed her way. If I had to guess, I would say this Tarot Hoe is a bit deck obsessed.
by Forever Wild Tarot May 13, 2019
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Vista Hoe

A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.
Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".

Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "
by DonkeyFartBox December 12, 2017
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hoe crumb

Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.

Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..
When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.

John: Dude does this head band belong to you?

Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.
by Holly Hollywood September 8, 2010
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Basic hoe

A basic hoe is a synonym for basic bitch
by Bajiioo June 11, 2018
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